The Panelacalypse
#154436
| Throw Date | Completion Time |
|---|---|
| August 22, 2025 | 32mins |
| Truck Size (Adjusted) | Weight Class |
|---|---|
| 1,323 | Featherweight |
| Thrower | Line Team | Coach |
|---|---|---|
| 👊 Truck Norris | Dalia, Jody, Justin, Marco, Marcos, Rushant & Will | Allie |
| Records (as of Throw Date) | Score (vs. Throw Date Mean) |
|---|---|
| Fastest BPM | 41 (+141%) |
| Fastest Featherweight MPP | 1min 36secs |
| First Featherweight Throw Completed in 32mins | 13mins faster than the previous record holder 194295 |
Truckee Peterbilt Norris' origins are shrouded in mystery.
Some say "Truck" was born to itinerant Evangelicals spreading the Gospel from the back of a half-broken Mac truck. Others say a mad, Frankenstein-like mechanic stitched him together inside a machine shop on the outskirts of Amarillo and shocked him to life with an old 12-volt wet cell.
The most widely-accepted account of Truck's birth suggests his parents found him in the exhaust pipe of an ancient Freightliner FLD 120 at a loading dock somewhere in Northern California.
Even as a child, the only place he found comfort was deep inside a 53' trailer, playing with blocks in the quarter light bouncing off panels 37 and 38. Like a bear in a cave, the trailer, it seems, was his native space.
His mother -- a kind woman from somewhere in the Deep South -- fed him a steady diet of diesel-drenched greens, oily pasta, and potted meat claims from the local five and dime. His father -- a rodeo clown from Guadalajara -- taught him the importance of tempo and pacing, of managing large beasts, of entering frightening spaces with composure and coming out whole and clean and with your body (mostly) intact.
Today, Truck lives somewhere in the East Bay, though he can be found all over the world. He has a preternatural ability to appear when needed, wherever needed. And his spartan, monk-like discipline makes him a welcome figure in the backrooms, warehouses, and loading bays around the world.
Truck Norris doesn't throw trucks. When he enters the dark, boxes fall onto the line so they can run away from him. And whenever you hear a semi idling behind your favorite big-box or roaring past you on the interstate, think of it as Truck's heartbeat echoing through the world's logistics infrastructure.
On 8/22/25, Truck destroyed a 1,323 (adjusted) featherweight in 32mins. This was only two minutes longer than the shortest unload time in the entire dataset: #160191, a flyweight truck with half the number of boxes.
Truck #170920 shattered the Cargo Champs BPM record. On 8/22/25, Truck threw 41 boxes per minute: 24 boxes (141%) more than the throw-date mean and 11 boxes (30%) more than the featherweight record set by 194295.
Truck cleared a panel every 1min 36secs: a featherweight record MPP that bests 194295 -- the previous record holder -- by 4.08secs. It's also one of only three solo throws in the dataset with an MPP < 1min 45secs.
Lastly, truck #170920 is one of only 5% of throws in the dataset with a speed bonus > 1.1: an elite club that contains featherweight, welterweight, middleweight, and light heavyweight trucks.
Truck #170920 redefines the BPM solo throwers can aspire to. Like 184632 -- "The Four-Minute Mile Truck" -- Truck Norris' 8/22/25 throw is akin to someone running a mile in 3mins 30secs.
The Panelacalypse simply obliterates the concept of what's possible for a solo thrower's BPM.